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Company Has EPIC Policy to Weed Out Snowflake Employees

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Trigger warning! This company just made an epic policy to weed out snowflake employees!

With the explosion of snowflakes being exposed as a result of Donald Trump winning the election, we have been able to see just how entitled these people think they are. From “safe spaces” to coloring books and bubbles, one company does not want these people as employees. The marketing company just came up with a genius way to weed out the snowflakes!

From Bizpac Review:

Job applicants for a Connecticut-based marketing company have a unique “snowflake” test to pass before being hired. The Silent Partner Marketing firm is taking on liberal “snowflakes” in an effort to weed out the hundreds of applications they have received. The company has developed a survey to vet potential employees by asking key questions about themselves.

The test it sure to make many snowflakes melt:

“What does America mean to you?”

“Someone who’s not proud to be an American” would be disqualified from a job at the company, Reyes noted, adding that applicants should also be pro-Second Amendment as many in the company carry firearms and represent clients who do as well.

Questions on the test also ask job-seekers what “privilege” means to them and “when was the last time you cried and why?”

Not only do candidates have to be proud Americans, they also have to be supportive of law enforcement:

One of the test questions asks applicants how they feel about the police.

[…]Reyes elaborated on his search for employees who do not have a sense of entitlement, as many snowflakes do, and are not expecting things to be handed to them. Emotional people are not a problem, Reyes said, as long as he does not have to provide them with a safe space at the office.

Excellent…However, what will McDonalds do now with all the Liberal Arts and Political Science degree holders who will be applying there? Hahahaha!

There is just too much else to worry about in any business without having to worry about an employee collapsing in a temper fit when things don’t go their way. This isn’t pre-school, this is the real world!

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